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Today, at an open mic comedy club, my jokes went down so poorly that someone decided to hurl a chair at me on-stage. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29202) - you deserved it (14913)

On 01/18/2013 at 7:26pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Iceland

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Harsh crowd. Maybe you should try another gig, another place, another crowd. It'll hit eventually! Keep trying.

#1 - On 01/18/2013 at 11:08pm by UnearthlyEnemy

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It's difficult to speak in front of people, especially on a stage. Props to you. Most people don't have the guts for it.

#4 - On 01/18/2013 at 11:09pm by Lennes

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