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Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26364) - you deserved it (2991)

On 12/29/2012 at 8:01pm - work - by nose hurts (man) - United States (Virginia)

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Surprise buttsex?

Oh, I'll probably get hell for this.

#1 - On 12/30/2012 at 4:44am by fightingkittens

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I would look at this as a good thing. Sure you may have embarrased yourself but she is clearly interested in you.

#2 - On 12/30/2012 at 4:45am by sux4u121

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