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Today, I work on a cruise ship, and I just learned that we have a morgue on board. How did I learn that? It's right next to the crew laundry room, and I opened the wrong door. It was occupied. FML

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On 11/04/2012 at 7:02pm - work - by CircusSea (man) - Puerto Rico

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What kind of cruise ship is this?!

#2 - On 11/05/2012 at 3:01am by Virginia6810

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To the people asking why there's a morgue. A cruise is in the middle of the sea. If someone dies suddenly, what are they going to do with the body until they get back to port? It's sensible to have one!

#8 - On 11/05/2012 at 3:10am by LemonandLime

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