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Today, a customer smiled, looked me in the eye and described to me in graphic detail the swelling that occurred to his nuts after his vasectomy. FML


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On 11/01/2012 at 9:52am - work - by tmi. - Australia

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Is he nuts?

It takes balls to talk about something so personal with a stranger.

FYL, that's weird as heck, should've.... cut him off.

#4 - On 11/01/2012 at 1:39pm by gc327072

See in context

If you're a pharmacist, not so terrible. If you're a 15 year old girl working the drive-thru window at McDonalds, FYL.

#5 - On 11/01/2012 at 1:45pm by zingline89

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