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Today, the bar owner I work for told us to pay better attention to our drunk patrons, and to start cutting them off. A fellow bar maid asked how we are supposed to tell when it's time. He pointed at me and said, "When they start hitting on her, they're too drunk to drive." FML
I'd rather be unattractive than a douche anyday
Could mean it the totally opposite way ....
She could be such a hottie that he means they guys believe they even have a shot with her or she will give them the time of day .....
Just saying ... On a positive note ;)
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 12 February 2016