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Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16869) - you deserved it (967)

On 10/14/2012 at 1:29am - work - by bbbbb - United States (Connecticut)

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Sounds like a shitty job anyways. You've got to do menial chores around spoiled rotten brats with their obnoxious, abusive, arrogant parents and are backed up by spineless, obsequious management.

As with a cheating boyfriend, you can do better.

Begging for small change under a bridge would be more dignified than working at that shithole with those shit people.

#3 - On 10/14/2012 at 10:47am by perdix

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+113 | 26

The customer is always right?
Not this time.

#1 - On 10/14/2012 at 10:47am by golfer_boi

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+101 | 9

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