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Today, I had to call in sick to work because I was experiencing bowel distress. I called my manager's phone directly so no one else would know of my embarrassment. She put me on speakerphone, and I only realized when the juvenile laughter started. FML

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On 10/09/2012 at 12:07pm - work - by yolo is for shitheads - United States

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Couldn't have just said stomach bug?

#5 - On 10/09/2012 at 7:15pm by TheOneTC

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Wow, she's professional.

#3 - On 10/09/2012 at 7:14pm by Hiimhaileypotter

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