Today, I had organised to go for an all day fishing trip, but had forgotten to book a day off. I called my boss and told him that I had to stay with my mum in hospital after a car crash that she had last night. He called me a liar and fired me. Turns out my mum is having an affair with my boss. FML

by Anonymous / 05/17/2009 at 7:32am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Work

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  • Well, at least you can go on the fishing trip now.

    #4 - On 05/17/2009 at 10:04am by artykat

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  • Ha, I would demand my job back or I'd screw up the affair.

    #6 - On 05/17/2009 at 10:05am by 0hh_snap

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