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Today, I wrote an e-mail to a friend stating how hot my client was. I waited for her response, but received a response from my client stating, "I would readdress this accordingly." FML


I agree, your life sucks (7406) - you deserved it (32072)

On 09/07/2012 at 2:49am - work - by guaranteed service (woman) - United States

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One word: Damn.

#1 - On 09/07/2012 at 5:43am by Kibaruto

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"Thanks, but I'd prefer you to undress accordingly ;) Rawr!"

You're screwed, so you might as well go out in a blaze of glory.

#13 - On 09/07/2012 at 5:58am by perdix

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