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Today, wile doing ma job as a cart clerk, a gentleman went around te parking lot and picked some tras up, trying to elp out. Fait in umanity: +1. About an our later I saw a woman pick a bug off of er windsield and eat it. Fait in umanity: -200. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22177) - you deserved it (2230)

On 08/08/2012 at 7:23am - work - by TJ (woman) - United States (Washington)

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She must have been watching man vs wild

#2 - On 08/08/2012 at 10:38am by hemz

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And then you read the FML about My Little Pony sexual fantasies.
Faith in humanity: -9000

#7 - On 08/08/2012 at 10:41am by NoorFML

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