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Today, a coworker informed me that she thinks I may be descended from a race of goblins, because of my squat stature, ugly face and hairy arms. She was being completely serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20431) - you deserved it (1785)

On 08/01/2012 at 1:46am - work - by Goblin Girl (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Tell her that you think she descended from a race of bitches.

#5 - On 08/01/2012 at 9:52am by Sunako

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Here's how to know for sure: Do people get experience points for hitting you?

#4 - On 08/01/2012 at 9:51am by Levvy

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