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Today, while working as a manager at a restaurant, the "All employees must wash hands" sign in the bathroom was stolen. Now my employees won't wash their hands because they "don't have to." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21510) - you deserved it (2087)

On 07/27/2012 at 5:25am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

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Make a new sign...

#1 - On 07/27/2012 at 10:05am by LadiDi

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They need to put "Unique New Flavors Added!" on their menus.

#10 - On 07/27/2012 at 10:08am by NoorFML

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