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Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper because I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. FML

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On 07/18/2012 at 12:37pm - work - by News-print Face Kate - United Kingdom

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Whoa what a dick. Take those crutches and shove it where the sun don't shine on that douche.

#2 - On 07/18/2012 at 4:54pm by theslimshadylp

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What a dick. Who cares if you were on crutches? That's fuckin' rude, any way you look at it.

#10 - On 07/18/2012 at 4:57pm by kyleekay

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