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Today, a kid got his hand stuck inside my store's giant gumball machine. He started crying, and his negligent train-wreck of a mom bitched me out for being "unobservant." I'd been mopping up the mess she'd made after she spilled an open can of beer all over the floor. FML
"You have now been banished from the kingdom of this store. Be gone, troll!"
The mom was unobservant her self for not noticing you were cleaning up her mess.
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