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Today, a kid got his hand stuck inside my store's giant gumball machine. He started crying, and his negligent train-wreck of a mom bitched me out for being "unobservant." I'd been mopping up the mess she'd made after she spilled an open can of beer all over the floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27613) - you deserved it (1493)

On 06/24/2012 at 2:41pm - work - by hannaslifesucks (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

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"You have now been banished from the kingdom of this store. Be gone, troll!"

#1 - On 06/24/2012 at 7:44pm by TheVelocirabbit

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The mom was unobservant her self for not noticing you were cleaning up her mess.

#4 - On 06/24/2012 at 7:45pm by Christina6

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