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Today, my new roommate woke me up at noon to bitch about my "selfish sleeping habits" and how they ruin her ability to invite anyone over. I work the graveyard shift at the hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25565) - you deserved it (1746)

On 06/22/2012 at 12:14pm - work - by lynn (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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That's so rude of her, not everyone is on the same sleep schedule.

#1 - On 06/22/2012 at 8:45pm by nelds

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Take your roommate to the graveyard & bury her.

#3 - On 06/22/2012 at 8:49pm by sweetly1120

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