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Today, I went to orientation for college. They gave us a name tag and I tried to figure out how to put it on for a few minutes. After struggling with it I realized it was a sticker. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4397) - you deserved it (16334)

On 05/22/2012 at 11:27pm - work - by CollegeKID - United States

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Are you sure you should be in college?

#1 - On 05/23/2012 at 3:16am by mzrobinson

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And you made it into college how, exactly?

#2 - On 05/23/2012 at 3:17am by GothicAngel17

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