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Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML


I agree, your life sucks (25907) - you deserved it (1513)

On 04/14/2012 at 1:41am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Is that even a legal reason to fire someone?

#1 - On 04/14/2012 at 6:01am by sakura_girl

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Smash his balls because having a brother or sister would be awkward.

#2 - On 04/14/2012 at 6:06am by notsorandomguy

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