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Man or woman?

Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8762) - you deserved it (42083)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:46pm - work - by Spudzy (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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How exactly do you subtly hint that someone is "bangable"?

#2 - On 04/11/2012 at 4:39pm by gonad_gobbler

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Now would be a good time to make sure the resume is updated. ;D
But A for effort!

#1 - On 04/11/2012 at 4:39pm by drgentlemn

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