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Man or woman?

Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a woman asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML

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On 03/22/2012 at 12:56am - work - by Atheist (man) - United States (Oregon)

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Ugh I don't like people who call up about their religion.
Now change that call to a Hogwarts acceptance letter :)

#2 - On 03/22/2012 at 7:00am by NippsSlipps

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It's her fault you're clumsy and can't climb the stairs properly?

#12 - On 03/22/2012 at 7:08am by bertoelmexicano

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