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Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a woman asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML
Ugh I don't like people who call up about their religion.
Now change that call to a Hogwarts acceptance letter :)
It's her fault you're clumsy and can't climb the stairs properly?
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Monday 30 November 2015