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Today, my boss called me out for a drug test. His reason was because my eyes are puffy and bloodshot, making me look high. I've been suffering from allergies all week, but still had to pee in a cup in front of a complete stranger. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24052) - you deserved it (1987)

On 03/06/2012 at 12:37am - work - by dragynfyre - United States (California)

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Better to pee in a cup in front of a stranger than get fired for refusing to take a drug test. Sure it's uncomfortable but if you haven't taken anything you've got nothing to hide.

#6 - On 03/06/2012 at 6:05am by jDCrackpot

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I would only see a problem if you were high. But since you're not...enjoy your pee!

#1 - On 03/06/2012 at 5:57am by jasminea

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