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Today, I was accepted into a police academy. I called my girlfriend of 2 years, who was supportive through the process. She promptly broke up with me, stating, "You'll be really busy in the academy, and I can't marry a police officer. Its a dangerous job." And then called me selfish for "doing this to us." FML

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On 01/23/2012 at 4:56am - work - by FuturePolice (man) - United States (California)

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At least she didn't say Fuck Tha Police.

#3 - On 01/23/2012 at 10:02am by somewizdom

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Well I'd be kind of pissed. She's supportive but leaves you oncw you're accepted?? looks like she was looking for a loophole. hey you're a cop now. hunt her down and give her a ticket for anything! right meow!

#10 - On 01/23/2012 at 10:05am by Roevera

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