Today, it was my first day being a full-time paramedic. I was shot in the arm. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31291) - you deserved it (1942)
On 01/19/2012 at 12:44am - work - by bad luck? - Australia (New South Wales)
hurts.to.pee's life also sucksToday, I explained to my dad that I think I have a vaginal infection. I asked if he could…
Lickmylovepump also deserved itToday, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things…
#1 - On 01/19/2012 at 6:09am by NuttyMuffinMan
See in context
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Sounds like Compton to me
#16 - On 01/19/2012 at 6:26am by GotBawlz
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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