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Today, I'm supposed to start my new job as a Crime Scene Tech. Instead, I managed to electrocute myself with my hairdryer. I'll now have to attempt to explain to them that I really am qualified to safely operate an electrostatic lifting device, and other expensive equipment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13517) - you deserved it (4317)

On 01/18/2012 at 6:15am - work - by Lyn (woman) - United States (Florida)

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They don't have to know about it

#1 - On 01/18/2012 at 10:05am by rosha267

See in context

+56 | 10

you shocked yourself op. electrocution leaves the person dead.. not posting to fml.

#8 - On 01/18/2012 at 10:10am by finalyearsofhate

See in context

+43 | 9

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