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Today, my boss in my police dept. told me to start enforcing the "no bikes on sidewalks" law which we usually ignore. I pulled up behind the first person I saw riding a bike on a sidewalk and flashed my lights. It turned out to be a boy with down syndrome who was so upset he cried and peed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57493) - you deserved it (9163)

On 05/12/2009 at 2:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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