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Today, my boss in my police dept. told me to start enforcing the "no bikes on sidewalks" law which we usually ignore. I pulled up behind the first person I saw riding a bike on a sidewalk and flashed my lights. It turned out to be a boy with down syndrome who was so upset he cried and peed. FML

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On 05/12/2009 at 2:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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wow, that really sucks. its not your fault at all, how were you to know that the kid had down syndrome? You were just doing your job. Don't worry about it man

#2 - On 05/12/2009 at 7:10pm by P1MP1N

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since when can you not ride bikes on sidewalks!?

#3 - On 05/12/2009 at 7:10pm by meltastic

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