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Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML

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On 05/12/2009 at 1:39pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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Should have acted like a different person every time just to see how long she would do it for.

#11 - On 05/12/2009 at 5:06pm by AngelRaven89

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Just wanna smack people like that

#2 - On 05/12/2009 at 5:04pm by purplestuff

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