Love, Break-ups and Work: TFIF! - FML

TFIF!

By Heartbroken - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I have to be at work with a smile on my face, whilst sitting next to the asshole who dumped me last week. FML

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your_face 15

Sunday 1 March 2009 16:45

As many have said, office dating is a bad idea in the first place. Also, not every guy who dumps you is an a-hole - if he is one, why were you going out with him?

coopert28 0

Friday 3 July 2009 8:47

Get over it or quit the job

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cndrow 0

Monday 9 February 2009 21:52

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

your_face 15

Sunday 1 March 2009 16:45

As many have said, office dating is a bad idea in the first place. Also, not every guy who dumps you is an a-hole - if he is one, why were you going out with him?

claycalv 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:34

Same exact thing happened to me. Had to sit RIGHT next to her for two weeks, then she quit. Hope it all worked out.

could_be_funny 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:11

that's why most companies have rules against that...YDI

rocker8877 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 22:09

Whilst is the word for snobbish rich ppl

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Wednesday 4 August 2010 14:10

you just say that because you're piss poor

Azure_Ebony 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 16:18

Proper grammar is for people who aren't idiots.

moogiex9 6

Wednesday 20 April 2011 7:27

Actually, 'whilst' is for a person of ANY financial background with a little reading experience and some intelligence. A good vocabulary is evidence of a good brain.

coopert28 0

Friday 3 July 2009 8:47

Get over it or quit the job

crazii_latina_10 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 4:30

That's y u never go out with sum1 at ur job I've learned that way not so pleasant

doogy15 11

Saturday 20 July 2013 4:22

Some one*

xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18

Sunday 19 January 2014 8:30

** That's why you never go out with someone at your job. I've learnt that way. not so pleasant. Learn to spell ******** -_- I hope it saved you time in your obviously busy life by contracting everything into stupid text language

Aerobaby37 4

Saturday 26 September 2009 19:24

Straight up AWKWARD

dirtbiker3325_fml 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 5:03

he's probably not an asshole. You're over reacting; my ex-gf cussed me out for saying it in the nicest way possible. ydi

turkishjew 0

Monday 25 July 2011 0:57

I would feel bad for you if you also said something like " he cheated on me so we broke up " he might have had a reason to break up with you

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