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Today, I have to be at work with a smile on my face, whilst sitting next to the asshole that dumped me last week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13404) - you deserved it (3250)

On 01/20/2009 at 10:16am - work - by Heartbroken - Australia (Queensland)

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no fishing in hte company pond....

#2 - On 02/05/2009 at 12:27pm by mo

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you could pour codfish oil in the radiator of his car. He'll NEVER be able to get that smell out.

#5 - On 02/12/2009 at 11:46am by Jenny

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