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Today, I lost my job for taking an unauthorized vacation. I just got married and requested time off for the wedding and honeymoon months ago; it was approved then. They forgot, and then got angry because I didn't remind them. I did remind them, the day before I left. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37263) - you deserved it (2257)

On 11/22/2011 at 11:20am - work - by lostwife - United States

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Sue for unlawful termination. I'm sure SOMEONE there can vouch for you.

#1 - On 11/22/2011 at 12:55pm by Epsilonyx

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Fyl. This sort of companies shouldnt even exist. You deserve better OP

#2 - On 11/22/2011 at 12:55pm by exohazard

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