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Today, my license to carry a gun expired because my manager forgot to renew it. As I'm an armored car guard, this is a problem. In order to keep getting hours, my company transferred me to the coin vault. I just finished moving 15000 lbs of boxed coins. By hand. I'm stuck doing this for a month. FML

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You'll be ripped by the end of the month.

#2 - On 11/02/2011 at 3:56am by skitzofreniks

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You'll have your own 'guns' by the end of the month. Call it a blessing in disguise.

#10 - On 11/02/2011 at 4:10am by mizzdavis

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