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Today, while at work being a waitress, this lady came in and requested to sit in the section I was waitressing. She held up a $100 bill and told me that if I was attentive to her needs, she would leave me a $100 tip. Excited, I waited on her hand and foot. She dined and dashed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38048) - you deserved it (4764)

On 10/03/2011 at 9:05am - work - by moodyreallyrocks - United States (Kentucky)

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What a bitch lol

#1 - On 10/03/2011 at 12:53pm by Omfgitsmia

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And that's how you can get better service at a restaurant/fast-food.

#3 - On 10/03/2011 at 12:53pm by bubblekitty

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