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Today, a woman came into the gas station where I work, yelling because her credit card wouldn't read at the pump. I politely told her that I could set the pump up for a set amount, and she could swipe the card at the register. Her response: "You need Jesus." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26270) - you deserved it (2315)

On 09/12/2011 at 10:28am - work - by charliemann_ - United States (Tennessee)

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SHE needs therapy.

#2 - On 09/12/2011 at 12:57pm by Fruit_Dealer

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WWJD?

#3 - On 09/12/2011 at 12:57pm by Trainspotting

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