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Today, I was serving an incredibly rude woman at work. The ladder I had used to get her two pairs of shoes came crashing down, and hit my face and neck. She only bought one pair, and ten minutes later returned them after complaining they were too expensive. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20136) - you deserved it (1633)

On 09/07/2011 at 7:55am - work - by minimoonpie - Australia (New South Wales)

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Doncha just wish you could take an AK to all rude people? I do...

#1 - On 09/07/2011 at 12:59pm by NNiiKKiiEE

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Two words: worker's comp. You can't do much about dealing with rude, cheap bitches like her unless you quit customer service completely, but I hope if that ladder hurt you, you get medical attention and make sure your employer knows it happened at work. I'd have been tempted to use the shoes she returned to beat her senseless until she was begging for mercy out of my pain and frustration. Guess I'm bitchy when I'm in pain.

#5 - On 09/07/2011 at 1:09pm by Gemmy_44

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