Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

by Shamed / 09/06/2011 at 4:06am / United Kingdom / Work

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  • Don't take shame in your shits! Do it with pride, you're a man! At least I think you are....

    #4 - On 09/06/2011 at 9:54am by slitherbomb

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  • After shitting in a public restroom, I walk out confidently, point behind me, and proudly announce, "I DID THAT."

    The fuck is anyone going to say after you do that? Try it sometime. The response is usually gold.

    #38 - On 09/06/2011 at 12:36pm by DocBastard

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