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Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Don't take shame in your shits! Do it with pride, you're a man! At least I think you are....
After shitting in a public restroom, I walk out confidently, point behind me, and proudly announce, "I DID THAT."
The fuck is anyone going to say after you do that? Try it sometime. The response is usually gold.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014