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Today, I got accepted into University onto a course I don't want to do, but my parents said they would disown me if I didn't go. I believe them: they haven't spoken to my shop assistant sister in about three years now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33130) - you deserved it (2797)

On 08/18/2011 at 4:45am - work - by Academia (woman) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

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Don't listen to your parents. Just do what you want in life. It's your life, not theirs.

#1 - On 08/18/2011 at 9:44am by tenniscrazy2

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Let them be stupid. They'll regret it when they don't have any kids who come to see them or talk to them. They'll just come crawling back one day, and u can tell them they did it to themselves

#3 - On 08/18/2011 at 9:48am by Niicky

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