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Today, I had a phone interview with my potential new boss. I was getting excited about the prospects of landing a great job. I had nailed every question the man asked me and right after he told me he'll call me tomorrow if he wants me to come in I sweetly said, "Talk to you tomorrow, Love you" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17625) - you deserved it (40717)

On 05/07/2009 at 5:10pm - work - by jobless (woman) - United States (Texas)

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