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Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML

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On 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm - work - by sbutler (man) - United States (Florida)

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smart kid :)

#3 - On 07/14/2011 at 7:24pm by hidinginthesky

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I don't blame the kid! Christians these days annoy people with their forceful stupid rules. Who cares if the kid cussed?! Sheesh.

#13 - On 07/14/2011 at 7:28pm by holybuckets

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