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Today, I discovered that even though I now have a key to get into the office, I don't know the code to shut off the alarm system. I showed up early. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27413) - you deserved it (3824)

On 06/23/2011 at 2:13pm - work - by hatemyjob (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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You may want to start running.

#1 - On 06/23/2011 at 6:07pm by marinaim

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Have you not been watching Burn Notice? you'll need a cheap cellphone, Christmas tinsel and some homemade plastic explosives to bypass the alarm system

#27 - On 06/23/2011 at 6:48pm by enonymous

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