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Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38445) - you deserved it (7738)

On 06/12/2011 at 7:46am - work - by FreshFaced (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

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You got the day off. Don't be mad.

#4 - On 06/12/2011 at 1:05pm by emmiep1011

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That must mean you usually put a lot of makeup on. Makeup is meant to only enhance your beauty, not create a totally fake beautiful mask.

#6 - On 06/12/2011 at 1:06pm by mk58

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