Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML
I agree, your life sucks (32121) - you deserved it (5708)
On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run,…
anonymous also deserved itToday, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit,…
Isn't that's how everyone is paid in Texas?
#2 - On 06/09/2011 at 6:05am by visiON123
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And that's how you survive the zombie apocalypse
#4 - On 06/09/2011 at 6:08am by Valentina_Baby
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