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Today, my mum was filling out a reference for me as I work in the family business. When it came to naming two of my strengths, she asked me what to put as she couldn't think of anything. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19461) - you deserved it (3734)

On 06/06/2011 at 12:01pm - work - by surefeelslikelove (woman) -

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that is why you don't ask your mother for a reference...

#1 - On 06/06/2011 at 5:06pm by Outsider_77

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For most girls, it would be Left Tit and Right Tit.

I guess you can always volunteer for the IBTC.

#17 - On 06/06/2011 at 5:31pm by perdix

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