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Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11852) - you deserved it (31794)

On 06/01/2011 at 12:05pm - work - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

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Damn, that boring? Jk, I'm sure the kids didn't mind.

#1 - On 06/01/2011 at 4:50pm by A7X_LoVeee

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Whenever I start feeling a little drowsy I yank my 23ft strand of anal-beads out as quick as I can. So my advice to you is to pack as many as you can in there and have a little rope that you gradually tug at for pleasure and to keep you awake. It's well worth the time. And wash them in the dishwasher to get those nasty ones shining like new.

#13 - On 06/01/2011 at 4:54pm by every1luvsboners

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