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Damn, that boring? Jk, I'm sure the kids didn't mind.
Whenever I start feeling a little drowsy I yank my 23ft strand of anal-beads out as quick as I can. So my advice to you is to pack as many as you can in there and have a little rope that you gradually tug at for pleasure and to keep you awake. It's well worth the time. And wash them in the dishwasher to get those nasty ones shining like new.
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