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Today, after working for my company for 10 years, my co-workers threw me a farewell party. The boss gave quite an eloquent speech, ending in "we're really gonna miss you Mark." My name is Evan. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60593) - you deserved it (2678)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:50pm - work - by Grrrrr (man) - United States (Virginia)

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wow, at least he took the time to pretend to care

#2 - On 02/28/2009 at 10:33pm by TheSkaAssassin

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I guess he was rereading an old, used one.........

#9 - On 02/28/2009 at 11:17pm by wildie

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