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Today, I was at work, nonchalantly spinning my keys around my finger when they flew off and hit a glass cabinet. Broken glass showered passing customers. I don't think I'll have a job to go to tomorrow. FML
You can always join me on Friday nights giving lap-dances to homeless men in exchange for their underwear that I'm using to make quilts for my great-grandchildren. I'll pay you $1.25 per dance.
Aww sounds like something I'd do :/ sorry I hope you can keep your job
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 7 March 2014