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Today, I was at work, nonchalantly spinning my keys around my finger when they flew off and hit a glass cabinet. Broken glass showered passing customers. I don't think I'll have a job to go to tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21937) - you deserved it (18402)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:26pm - work - by kernewek (man) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

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You can always join me on Friday nights giving lap-dances to homeless men in exchange for their underwear that I'm using to make quilts for my great-grandchildren. I'll pay you $1.25 per dance.

#6 - On 05/26/2011 at 6:57pm by every1luvsboners

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Aww sounds like something I'd do :/ sorry I hope you can keep your job

#9 - On 05/26/2011 at 6:58pm by jennifer93

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