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Today, while working at a restaurant, an elderly lady stuck my tip in my back pocket as I was walking away. I wish I knew this before I'd thrown her to the floor for touching my hiney. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10303) - you deserved it (28207)

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Hey, elderly or young, female or male, I don't blame you at all.

#1 - On 05/20/2011 at 6:45pm by Beck2209

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I clicked YDI the moment I saw the word "hiney" being used by a presumably fully grown adult.

#9 - On 05/20/2011 at 6:48pm by KaySL

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