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Today, at work, we've just hired a new load of people. As an icebreaker, we were paired up randomly and told to learn about our partner so that we can introduce them to the group. I got matched up with someone I've worked with for 4 months. Mid-conversation, I blurted out "I don't know your name." FML

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On 04/21/2011 at 7:49pm - work - by Clueless (man) - United States (Ohio)

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that's kinda your fault!! ydi

#1 - On 04/22/2011 at 2:20am by persianjr1

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Why would you be paired with someone who's not new? That seems counterproductive.

#16 - On 04/22/2011 at 2:42am by Jrefinne

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