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Today, I was chosen to MC a function at work. I developed a terrible case of hiccups which made the audience giggle and groan for the duration of my time on stage. FML

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On 03/24/2011 at 3:29am - work - by Anonymous - Australia

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You don't have to go spastic. It may be tough to stomach but I don't think you will be asked to help with any public speaking events. Just swallow your pride and move on.

#42 - On 03/24/2011 at 8:31am by UpsidedownKayak

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Well...props to you for sticking it out anyway. I would've said fuck it and handed the mic to someone else.

#12 - On 03/24/2011 at 7:10am by ohrlynow

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