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Today, I was let go from my balloon-selling job at the zoo. They put a new monkey cage in my designated spot. I was literally fired so a monkey could take my place. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37528) - you deserved it (4868)

On 03/23/2011 at 7:50am - work - by Anonymous - United States

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They took your job!

Dey terk yer jerb.

#8 - On 03/23/2011 at 11:08am by Triumvirate

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I would've gone ape-shit.

#11 - On 03/23/2011 at 11:09am by amerwin

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