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Today, I was let go from my balloon-selling job at the zoo. They put a new monkey cage in my designated spot. I was literally fired so a monkey could take my place. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27787) - you deserved it (3505)
On 03/23/2011 at 7:50am - work - by Anonymous - United States
cupcakelady127's life also sucks
Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said "Keep your eyes on the road"...
anon's life also sucks
Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes....
PFCdavila also deserved it
Today, at work, a coworker started to tell me about his weekend, without me even asking. Halfway through his...
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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