Today, I was let go from my balloon-selling job at the zoo. They put a new monkey cage in my designated spot. I was literally fired so a monkey could take my place. FML
I agree, your life sucks (37528) - you deserved it (4868)
On 03/23/2011 at 7:50am - work - by Anonymous - United States
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They took your job!
Dey terk yer jerb.
#8 - On 03/23/2011 at 11:08am by Triumvirate
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+16 | 24
I would've gone ape-shit.
#11 - On 03/23/2011 at 11:09am by amerwin
+15 | 3
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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