Leave me alone

By Peppermint - 17/03/2011 10:00 - New Zealand

Today, I put signs up in the lifts at work with my name and desk phone number as the contact in case the lifts break down. I work in IT so there are hundreds of men in the building. Someone has already drawn a very wonky heart next to my name. FML
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Ruckainc 0

Awwwwww. Someone likes you! :3

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

"Today, I saw the name of a cute girl i work with in the elevator. Bored and trying to be sweet, i drew a little heart by it. It wasn't my best work, for i was shaky and nervous. When she found out it was me, she kicked me in the nuts, called me a stalker, and is now suing for sexual harassment. FML"

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Zebidee 8

won·ky Adjective /ˈwäNGkē/ shaky, rickety, wobbly, crooked, off-center, askew, faulty.

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TayonaC 10

I guess a messed up mutilated heart....

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

How offensive! I spent a long time drawing that heart! And op, you should be thankful you work in a place where the only thing you need to get laid is a ******.(: lol

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MissBunny25 0

aw you and the owner of the wonky heart should go out! I'll cook y'all the special of the week... boiling macaroni :D

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Blazingcrono 6

It's IT. No hot men allowed (presumedly).

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alfredrog 0

well at least u got one, some people in FML wish they did :p

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NuyoRicanGirl 3

LOL #26 is boiling macaroni your specialty =p Mmmm

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SirEBC 7

Please don't start the macaroni shit again.

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MissBunny25 0

72 to save our relationship, I will pretend like I didn't read that

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Codezlol 21

Hey once you go ravioli you... yeah I got nothin ;(

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Jonny_Trump 0

I love macaroni. :D If I were wearing a macaroni suit, would you love me?

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CommonSenseKarma 17

Easy Mac :D lol Macaroni all the way

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docscientist 9

Nothing like borderline glowing orange powder mixed with water, heat, and macaroni to make your day.

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MissBunny25 0

89, no. perhaps if it were real macaroni. I dont eat fabric.

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iluffmcrandbvb 1

congrats on yr bby, 50

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Lolerskatez 0

I'd be thankful someone out there likes you.. take what you can get IMO, and oh my god no you're possibly working with a gay male!! which makes up 30% of the god damn population these days, write "Thanks but No?" next to the heart, take a compliment much =

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tjv3 10

so someone likes you

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YoItsMegan 0

I don't get it ..

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zendaddy0 0

a heart doesn't look like 8====D

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Ruckainc 0

Awwwwww. Someone likes you! :3

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

"Today, I saw the name of a cute girl i work with in the elevator. Bored and trying to be sweet, i drew a little heart by it. It wasn't my best work, for i was shaky and nervous. When she found out it was me, she kicked me in the nuts, called me a stalker, and is now suing for sexual harassment. FML"

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sgenfkshe 5

oemgee ^^^freakin hystericallllll!!!!(:

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Give_Linux_A_Go 28

I'd take that as a compliment! on the other hand, I AM a guy...

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suxs4ulol 22

someone has a not so secret admirere!

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puddy_fml 0

I also do not get it... I understand there are elevators and IT men involved, but what exactly is the point of this fml?

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yohooooooo 5

I just don't get it.

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0darkfire0 0

You should start a fan club!

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TayonaC 10

how cute your already someones bitch :) have fun with that

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RedPillSucks 31

wet tiny forks feel so good when you stop.

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Lifes_a_bust 0

Aw you have an admirer :)

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TayonaC 10

how cute your already someones bitch have fun with that

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TayonaC 10

sorrrrry didn't mean to put this twice :o

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