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Today, I put signs up in the lifts at work with my name and desk phone number as the contact in case the lifts break down. I work in IT so there are hundreds of men in the building. Someone has already drawn a very wonky heart next to my name. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21832) - you deserved it (5150)

On 03/17/2011 at 6:00am - work - by Peppermint (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

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Awwwwww. Someone likes you! :3

#3 - On 03/17/2011 at 11:02am by Ruckainc

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Aww. Someone is trying to alert you to the dangers of poor cardiovascular health.

#19 - On 03/17/2011 at 11:12am by Triumvirate

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