Work: Leave me alone

Leave me alone

By Peppermint - 17/03/2011 10:00 - New Zealand

Today, I put signs up in the lifts at work with my name and desk phone number as the contact in case the lifts break down. I work in IT so there are hundreds of men in the building. Someone has already drawn a very wonky heart next to my name. FML

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By LETMEOUT! - 18/09/2017 04:30

Today, despite being claustrophobic and avoiding lifts at all costs, I had to use the lift at work to carry boxes of paper to the 3rd floor. It broke down. FML

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By embarrassed - 20/12/2010 14:51 - United States

Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 11:34 - Sweden

Today, at work, after a visit to the bathroom, the lock broke in my hand and the door was jammed. I called the janitor on my cellphone and told him about the situation. He told me to fill out a complaint and leave it in his post box. He then hung up. FML

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By babygirllxo - 13/07/2010 18:28 - Canada

Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML

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By insurgent - 03/05/2016 08:31 - Belgium - Antwerpen

Today, I'm so lonely, I wrote my number on a desk at my university, hoping someone would text me. FML

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By Marty - 24/08/2011 17:14 - United States

Today, I've gotten the most calls of my life. Turns out the idiot who changed the sign on my local Pizza Hut put up the wrong phone number. My phone number. I've already received 16 calls. FML

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By ashamedklutz - 22/02/2014 00:20 - United Kingdom - Dunfermline

Today, with a single misstep, I managed to send myself and several others tumbling down a stairwell at work. An ambulance ended up having to be called for one lady. FML

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By lk mm, n vwls - 11/01/2014 01:20 - United States - Mansfield Depot

Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML

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By fonsui - 02/02/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML

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Left hanging

By Anonymous - 28/09/2020 19:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at work, and I had to tell my manager I was calling someone to bring me a bra as mine had broken mid-shift. I was the only woman on shift. It took them 30 minutes to show up and I still had to serve front of house while I waited. FML

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Ruckainc 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 16:02

Awwwwww. Someone likes you! :3

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Thursday 17 March 2011 19:03

"Today, I saw the name of a cute girl i work with in the elevator. Bored and trying to be sweet, i drew a little heart by it. It wasn't my best work, for i was shaky and nervous. When she found out it was me, she kicked me in the nuts, called me a stalker, and is now suing for sexual harassment. FML"

Comments

kykyshay 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 20:14

why does that deserve to be an FML? some one likes you. FML? not really.

WoolyWhoop 7

Thursday 17 March 2011 21:06

Should have left your mobile number as well.

atomicbaboon 0

Friday 18 March 2011 15:04

and address, favorite. colors, and schedule for the rest of the month.

Elendil_fml 10

Thursday 17 March 2011 21:31

Maybe it's just me, but I fail to see how this is bad.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Thursday 17 March 2011 22:41

It's not just you, I can't help but feel the OP is taking something innocent and making it into something horrible.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Thursday 17 March 2011 22:43

I'd bet good money that someone would have drawn on the sign even if one of the men had put it up. I have never been in any place where someone didn't feel the need to deface signs with some kind of scribble. The fact of the matter is that they probably are treating her the way they would treat anyone else and she's just not realizing it.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Thursday 17 March 2011 22:47

I'm also willing to bet that she is not the ONLY woman who works in the building. It is just that the employees are predominately male. Taking that into account means it could have just as easily been another woman who drew the heart on the sign.