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Today, all the staff in my company were forced to attend an evening Chippendale show. Everyone in my department managed to think of a good reason to escape while I failed and no other choice but to go. I'm the only guy. FML


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On 02/25/2011 at 5:15am - work - by yamada (man) - Singapore

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I think "I'm a guy" would have been a pretty good excuse.

#3 - On 02/25/2011 at 10:07am by IrishWildMan

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what kind of a job makes you go to a chippendales show

#9 - On 02/25/2011 at 10:12am by babyblue666

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