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Today, while on lunch break, my fat, old co-worker walked into the break-room. I managed to block out his perverted heavy breathing, but had to leave when he began emitting a terrible odor that smelled like cheesy, sweaty molding feet. I barely held onto my lunch. FML

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On 02/19/2011 at 4:23pm - work - by Brendan - Canada

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it ain't easy bein cheezy :)

#1 - On 02/19/2011 at 6:34pm by lakerfan8224

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Today I was trying to have lunch when my young stupid co worker came in. I mean, i was just trying to eat my lunch? I have breathing problems, and he starts to think I'm aroused by him.. he wishes! Then he rushes out the room because apparently I smell but I actually shower every day and it was just my cheese sandwich. Then he posted about me on FML. FML!

#27 - On 02/19/2011 at 8:41pm by Charlottey

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